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Sally: "I wish
I had enough money to buy an elephant."
Reema: "Why
do you want an elephant ?"
Sally: "I
don't . I just wish I had that much money."
Teacher: "Who was Raja Ram Mohan Roy ?"
Student: "Four
good friends ?"
Gopi: "I had a puncture yesterday."
Kishan: "Oh,
bad luck! Did you drive over a nail?"
Gopi: "No,
a milk bottle?"
Kishen: "A
milk bottle? Did you not see it on the road then?"
Gopi: "No,
the silly women had hidden it in her pocket!"
Teacher: What is the meaning of mare?
Student: A mare is the wife of horse.
Patient : "Doctor my problem is
that whenever I am going to do something I get the feeling that I have
already done it.
Doctor: Here is the medicine.
Patient: Doctor don't you think I have already paid the bill?
Mother: Why are you making hole in the book.
Child: My teacher told me to go through the book.
"Waitress!" shouted the
impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all
night?"
"No sir, we
close at nine o'clock."
A mother cornered the violinist in his dressing room
and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin.
What music, the violinist thought. "Madam," he whispered, "is
this your
son?"
"No," she replied. "That's Jascha Heifetz. But my son sounds just
like him."
"Nothings looks good on me any
more!" wailed a customer, modelling in an out fit in front of the
department store mirror.
"Nonsense ma'am," soothed the sales clerk. "That dress says it
all."
"That's the problem," the women replied.
"I need a dress
that keeps it mouth shut."
Attention students of MCA and BCA from
IGNOU
For solutions of assignments
and projects of all semesters click
here.
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