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Jokes
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An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in
my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British
doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian
doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in 2 weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone,
says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain,
made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.
Kids Joke In a Classroom the teacher asks;
Maria, go to the map and find North America Science-Fiction Joke
Two atoms were walking down the
street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron! The
2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."
Sports Joke
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in
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